dduane:

dreamingmappist:

ruimtetijd:

blurrymango:

ruimtetijd:

cyle:

nightpool:

roughentumble:

my friend just told me that there’s a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you’ve turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it’s great. two dashboards for life

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other “secret” dashboards:

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format… the “Stuff for you” tab/feed is the same idea.

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I swear if the link in the original post is a virus I’ll be so upset.

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nope! i hovered over the link and this popped up on the bottom of the browser. here’s all the links in order:

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/blog_subscriptions

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/crushes

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/what_you_missed

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/trending

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/for_you

I accidentally clicked on stuff for you without realizing it the other day and just spent awhile scrolling and totally lost. Who are all these people that I haven’t followed? 😅

(note to self: stuff to look into)

ironwoman359:

kirain:

kirain:

kirain:

kirain:

kirain:

ibakesouffles:

stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis

there’s more lmao, unhinged bitty energy

I showed this tiktok to my grandma to make her laugh, but now she’s all excited and actually wants to make a chocolate potato cake. We’re gonna do it.

I’ll keep everyone posted.

It’s happening, folks!

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Looks good, but we’re not done yet!

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Our sweet, sweet child needs to cool before we add the finishing touches!

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My creation is complete!

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After dinner, we’ll give it a taste test!

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I wonder how it’ll taste.

Oh…

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My…

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God.

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It’s incredible!

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This stupid cake, made with potatoes … is delicious! It’s so sweet, moist, and decadent, just like a brownie! And I don’t even like chocolate or potatoes!

The recipe from the tiktok was pretty much impossible to find. I looked high and low, but everyone posted recipes that I KNOW he didn’t use because the ingredients and methods were different. After some searching, my grandma and I came up with our own recipe.

For the Cake:

1 cup mashed potato

2 cups sour cream

1 ¾ cup flour

1 ¾ cup sugar

¾ cup unsweetened cocoa powder

½ cup softened butter

2 eggs

1 ½ tsp baking soda

1 tsp vanilla

Pinch of salt

For the Drizzle:

4 oz semi-sweet chocolate

½ cup sugar

3 tbsp corn syrup

2 tbsp water

A lot of recipes called for a mixer or a processor, but my grandma and I wanted to make an every-man kind of recipe, since we know not everyone has those things. Plus they’re heavy and a pain to clean anyway, so bowls it is!

Instructions:

1. Peel and boil the potato, then mash it. Set aside to cool. Go to the bathroom, do your homework, then come back. That should be enough time.

2. Set oven to 350°F.

3. Cream butter. This means putting the sugar and butter into a bowl and mashing it together with a fork until it’s thoroughly mixed.

3. Put everything else in the same bowl, including the mashed potato. Mix and stir well. Work those muscles!

4. Grease a pan (doesn’t matter what kind you use) and spatula batter into pan. Even out if necessary.

5. Bake in oven for 40 minutes.

6. Test cake with pick. If nothing sticks, it’s finished. If batter does stick to pick, let it bake a bit longer but make sure it doesn’t burn. Remove and set aside to cool.

For the Drizzle:

1. Cut chocolate into tiny squares.

2. In a small pot, mix sugar, corn syrup, and water.

3. On medium heat, wait for mixture to sizzle and stir it. Do NOT let it boil.

4. Remove from element and add chocolate.

5. Wait for squares to melt, then mix.

6. Drizzle or pour over cake.

Enjoy!

I’m so glad there’s a recipe now, I really want to try this!

dhaaruni:

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Courtney Milan gets it!!!!

jelloapocalypse:

boglord:

youareyoubutwhoareyou:

Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think

as someone who was already scared of the ocean uhhhhhh

My hate for the ocean is deep, but not nearly as deep as the ocean

crustybustation:
“It’s fine, they’re all friends of Dorothy
”

crustybustation:

It’s fine, they’re all friends of Dorothy

gallusrostromegalus:

buterfligurl:

cryptidbreathmints:

scandalouswitch:

thesealfriend:

jottingprosaist:

smolpocketmonstercoffee:

jacketslut1:

jacketslut1:

jacketslut1:

jacketslut1:

masochist-incarnate:

swoopingsilver:

jellyfish-rights:

zerofarad:

afabbaeddel:

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

I’ve been doing this for years

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It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

We live in a socie-

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

I find the mushroom post :)

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sorry

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sorry

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

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@imfunnydamit

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“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

May I add: “I refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat.”-random tumblr user I can’t find the post anymore

@gallusrostromegalus

Oh! an entire quote list for the Raw Animals Coloring Book!

avatarchang:

discountbadjokes:

emptyburrito:

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

ANOTHER CLASSIC I LOVE THIS VIDEO

I didn’t know memes could go this far

We have reached the ultimate meme

geekandmisandry:
“ letmemeetyourdog:
“ izzytheoddity:
“ a-pentaholics-paradise:
“ iamtonysexual:
“ frecklebuttcronus:
“ causeallidoisdance:
“ no-this-is-jarod:
“ they got mad
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Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father,...

geekandmisandry:

letmemeetyourdog:

izzytheoddity:

a-pentaholics-paradise:

iamtonysexual:

frecklebuttcronus:

causeallidoisdance:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

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Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

i am going to reblog this until i die

…oh

Seriously its just not funny and I wish people would stop

I reblog this every fucking year. Leave them alone.

Every year.

Crack AU where Anakin can all of a sudden hear the background music that we all hear. Those pleasant chats with Palpy become a lot more ominous. Though Anakin admits that the fights have become a lot more epic. Thoughts?

icanbringyouincold:

forcearama:

inqorporeal:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

b3n-kenobi:

albaparthenicevelut:

forcearama:

forcearama:

forcearama:

ialreadyreadthatfanfic:

angelqueen04:

forcearama:

angelqueen04:

goddessofroyalty:

Hahahahaha. Love it!

And okay, my first though was “and the galaxy was saved because even Anakin Skywalker would struggle to keep trusting Palpatine with that music playing in the background”

Anakin think he’s gone COMPLETELY insane (maybe he’s finally been electrocuted too many times and its fried his brain). He doesn’t tell anyone though because he can still fight just fine just… everything is a lot more musical. He doesn’t want to be thought crazy and taken off the front lines.

Once he figures out what the various musical cues mean he actually finds them useful in figuring out how dangerous a situation is. Also battles are so much cooler now and boring landscapes are slightly less boring because at least now they have mood music. Yep, he can live with this.

(Although he is always confused why the ominousness that is The Imperial March starts playing at some of his decisions)

*cracks up*

Anakin: I’m so worried about something. I should probably keep my feelings to myself and attempt to solve my problems by working with Palpatine. He seems like he has my best interests at heart.

MusicDUN DUN DUN, DUN DA-DUN, DUN DA-DUN!

Anakin: [pauses] [looks around] Uh…OK. I mean, I’ll…go talk to Obi-Wan?

Music: [hopeful woodwind instruments]

Anakin: …and be open and honest about my life and what is bothering me, and try to work out a non-violent resolution to my problems?

Music: [Force Theme plays]

Anakin: [smiles] All right! Huh. This is helpful. 

Positive reinforcement at its finest. ;D

#lol#i’m just imagining the force throwing its metaphysical hands in the air like ‘subtlety obviously isn’t working with this one so have a whole#symphony of hints young reckless one’ (via @likealeafonthewind)

I’m crying from laughter, this is beautiful.

Anakin: *fucks up*

The Force: Son, please… Guess I’m gonna enable the hints menu.

THE HINTS MENU. *dies* 

Maybe Obi-Wan hears the music, too, and then the day is saved. 

Obi-Wan: [walking away] Welp, guess it’s off to kill Grievous I’m sure Anakin will be fi – 

Music: [Duel of the Fates] 

Obi-Wan: OMG not this shit again [runs back down the hall towards Anakin]

Anakin: [running back towards Obi-Wan] Obi-Wan I just heard that Ominous Music again and also I secretly married Padme and she’s pregnant and I haven’t slept in 6 days and I keep thinking she’s going to die and I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT and if you leave I will 100% end up killing everyone and –

Obi-Wan: – oh my God! OK…it’s OK, I heard my own ominous music a second ago when I was getting ready to leave and so I won’t and we’ll fix th – 

Anakin: – I heard mine when I thought about maybe talking to the Chancellor instead of y–

Palpatine: [sidling up behind them smugly] Everything all right, gentlemen?

Music: [scary ass music from the opera scene] 

Anakin and Obi-Wan: AHHHH

I randomly thought of this post again today and it made me laugh 

For the record in that last line I always pictured them clinging to each other in fear like Shaggy and Scooby: 

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ACCURATE OH MY GOD

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

I would so read this.

@forcearama

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Palpatine’s face is killing me. 

I can’t breathe oh my god this is fucking funny